[ 12] Daelin: Sugar-daddy seeks hypoglycemic woman (details inside)
Tue Dec 29 17:31:09 1998
To: all

I am bored, so the time has come for me to lavish many expensive and
exquisite gifts upon one lucky lady. And yes, that lady could be you!
Before you get too excited, check and see if you meet my high standards.
Few will.

Before I list the qualifications my woman must meet, let me tell you a bit
about myself. I am Daelin. I am strong. I bash skull hard. Me often
pretend be ogre. That's just about enough, here are my requirements:

1. Should be female, but not necessary (I'm lookin' at you, Faustiepoo)
2. Humans and elfs preferred, but all races accepted. Ugly ogres and bearded
dwarf women are at a serious disadvantage.
3. Preferable applicant will be evil. Exceptions made for goodies if they
realize our relationship will be little more than me killing them, and then
giving them their equipment back.
4. Must weigh EXACTLY 100 kilograms. No exceptions will be made. (To find
out how much you weigh, follow these simple directions: kill yourself, empty
your corpse, check score to see how many kilograms you are carrying, then pick
up the corpse and see what the difference is).
5. Should have a cutsiepie description. Perennial favorites include
descriptions of unsurpassed beauty, monstrous repulsiveness (deformity is a
plus!), or simply how plain you are. If physical attributes are not mentioned,
at least make it fun to read, as I will be spending plenty of time looking at
you, trying to figure out where your eq setup needs help.
6. Must be able to take mild abuse. If you die and lose all my beautiful gifts
for the third time in a day, I sure will be angry. I might be forced
to exclaim, "STOP DYING, YOU.. person who dies.. all the time.." I know it's
cruel, but that is the way I work.

Apply via notes (to me) or tells if you're really lazy. Be sure to include your
qualifications.

Thanks for your time, Daelin, Wanna-be Sugar Daddy of the Unaligned Nashites

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