Coleman is the God of Mirth (and wears funny stuff)
Coleman is in perfect health.
Coleman is using:
(used as light) (Shining) a Coleman Lantern
(worn on finger) (Invis) a Secret Decoder Ring
(worn on finger) A Ring of Mirth and Love
(worn around neck) (Boring) a Scoreless Tie
(worn around neck) (A-track-tive) a Railroad Tie
(worn on body) a suit of banded mail
(worn on head) (Lucky) a New York Yankees Ball Cap
(worn on legs) (Magic) Basketball Shorts
(worn on feet) a pair of titanium plate boots
(worn on hands) (Bloody) Black Isotoner Gloves
(worn on arms) Hair only (the right to bare arms)
(worn as shield) a metal small shield
(worn about body) (Fizzing) a 16 ounce Cloak Classic
(worn around wrist) (Rebooting) a 125mhz, 16 meg RAM, 1.2GB wrist computer
(worn around wrist) (Flashing) Wanna Watch
(wielded) a long sword
(wielded off-hand) (Sparkling) Wit
(held) (Chilled) a large Coleman Cooler
(worn with pride) (Glowing) (Humming) the Medallion of Godhood
(worn with pride) the Mark of Mirth
You peek at the inventory:
the All-Important Key to Success
(Humming) a hand-held crossbow
a pair of bronze plate gloves
a suit of studded leather
a mace
a suit of plate
(Humming) a pair of bronze plate sleeves
a metal tower shield
a suit of bronze plate
( 5) a dolphin hide bag
( 4) a chest
a metal medium shield
bag made from Molo hide
( 3) a beltpouch
a giant pouch