Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards? Think about it.....
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed.